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Why We Use Cryptocurrency

Here at MichaelDellExplainsLikeIm5.com, we rely on cryptocurrency donations to keep this site running, our content flowing, and the truth (through satire) alive. Unlike traditional payment systems, crypto offers a secure, private, and decentralized way for you to support us without interference from billionaires, corporations, or anyone else who doesn’t want this message shared.

Why Crypto?

  1. Privacy & Security
    ○ Your contributions remain anonymous. Unlike traditional payment methods, cryptocurrency doesn’t require personal banking details, ensuring your support can’t be tracked, restricted, or censored.
  2. Billionaire-Proof Funding
    ○ Payment processors, banks, and financial platforms are often controlled by the very billionaires we call out. Crypto allows us to bypass their influence and ensures they can’t shut us down or freeze funds.
  3. Global Support Without Borders
    ○ Cryptocurrency transcends national boundaries, meaning supporters from anywhere in the world can help fund the site. No middlemen, no extra fees—just direct support.
  4. Transparency
    ○ All donations are publicly verifiable on the blockchain, ensuring accountability and transparency in how we receive funding.

How Donations Help

Your donations go toward:

  • Producing more videos to expose the absurdity and danger of unchecked power.
  • Website maintenance and hosting to keep the content accessible to everyone.
  • Expanding outreach to spread this message globally.
  • Supporting campaigns for regulatory change and awareness of the impacts of AI, exploitation, and societal manipulation.

How to Donate

You can support us using the following cryptocurrencies:

● Bitcoin (BTC): bc1qw5xh3yyxuvnucjkw60rd9tvv5uugn0camk8cxk
● Ethereum (ETH): 0x303C9D6EA5D86c54724468340aCBB180B1A7Cb3b
● Dogecoin (DOGE): DRvVd5MmJyD4KPSc1b3FXNTpgunUrRb6gP
● Litecoin (LTC): ltc1q9dmrg56vsu0ew5vng0nvd36suhy2350ywrlfhd
● BNB Smart Chain (BNB): 0x303C9D6EA5D86c54724468340aCBB180B1A7Cb3b
● Cardano (ADA): addr1q8tmyvatjxj2da20qqdwz6ugjpdpqsazasgdvc8w0n7njz0zqlq25wu9krenfht20988plsvlf7364gwj0gdrmlvglwqkc6nkd

Don’t have a crypto wallet? It’s easy to get started! Platforms like Coinbase, or Binance, allow you to buy and send crypto quickly and securely.

Every Donation Counts

Whether it’s a few dollars in crypto or a larger contribution, every bit of support helps us keep this project alive. Together, we can fund content that challenges billionaires, holds them accountable, and inspires others to think critically about the systems designed to exploit us.

Support the satire. Support the message. Support change.

Thank you for being part of this!

P.S. Why Not Traditional Payments?

Payment processors like PayPal and credit card companies have a history of shutting down accounts that challenge corporate interests. With cryptocurrency, we remove the risk of being silenced.

Support Us With Crypto—Because the truth shouldn’t have a price tag.